Um… some people said their kids are the best things ever happened to them though…
Yes, you should suffer badly. Because you chickened out on the party. Starve, my friend, starve!!! 
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If you remember, I met my wife late in life so we missed that children boat…
God, I hope I don’t burn down the house…
Don’t worry your home insurance will cover you for your loss…
Remember guys, you are as rich as the moment you cash in your stocks. I hope is not during the 2008-2009 recession type of environment. That’s all.
Find a strip club with good food… lol
Looks decent and the buffet is free
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Attendees at Dreamforce probably get in free with conference badge…
Bon appetit!!!
Free entry and free buffet lunch everyday
Um… no such thing as free lunch…
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Bring plenty of 20s for tips
In a neighborhood where a “gourmet” hamburger will set you back nearly 20 bucks, one might be better off, health-wise, eating err here at this fine establishment. Pasta salad and company is always welcomed…
Prices are very reasonable… Can’t beat free…
Um… I wonder what wifey would think about this… but who knows maybe she’s going to one herself in Malaysia…
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Wifey knew my reputation when she married me (my sisters and cousins warned her that I was known for orchestrating risque home bachelor parties for buddies). She knows that I may head for Vegas when she is in Malaysia. I told her I would do my best to find a gal with her same name…
Oh ok… 
Ouch. That’s not good for a car that’s supposed to be a luxury car.
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Model S is the luxury. Model 3 is economy. You don’t expect Palo Alto type quality out of Sunnyvale do you?
Also, the Nissan Leaf look cheap as hell. No match for Tesla at all.
Tesla == Pac Height
Leaf == Bayview
Good luck with your ghetto life should you go for a leaf…
Tesla first? Uber second? Third?
Anyone knows where this is going?