Good, let’s get some order in Bart and the Bay and California…
Just BART it!!!
This would be a true BART story if he was mugged on the way to the concert.
But, will my escalator be working by then???
Lol, it’s amazing. Public transit in silicon valley doesn’t thave WiFi. How can the tech capital of the world be so far behind? Seattle has it on the rail and ferry systems.
Well, my world class city is still grappling with providing city-wide wifi…
Why would anyone want Wifi on BART? Would you really want to sit there with your phone out? It’ll just get stolen right out of your hands.
Well, you need it to distract you because:
the homeless person in the seat a few rows up is looking for something in his pants or
the urine scented seats would otherwise make you sick
Ok, there goes another fare increase for you…