Psst, uh, Coke is actually better than Pepsi....
Please, let's not try to water it down now and try to even use the race card. No one ever said an individual was not entitled to his/her opinion. What you can not dance around though is +5k reviews that ultimately score a solid 4 stars. Coincidence? I know, RUSSIA DID IT!!! That damn Putin!!!! Gotta F with the election and San Tung's Yelp rating..... what has this world come to?
Uh, if you ever go back to San Tung with your Groucho glasses disguise, look behind the counter. That lady, yeah that ASIAN lady, she is the owner....her sons are not there all the time but yeah they work the floor too. It may be slightly different, but it is a form of Chinese food as any. Rice? Check. Hand pulled/black bean noodles? Check. String Beans? Check. Shrimp and leek dumplings? Check. Hot and sour soup? Check.
Grasp for straws much, sir?