How come your son is older than you? Chung Hon Leung is older than Hu Ge you know…haha…
In Singapore, even professors try to help kids date.
I’d shown you my younger photo. Kena caught again 
I don’t like them actually…I just recognize their faces.
How to when you don’t watch Chinese movies and TV shows? I don’t recognize any American stars.
I don’t watch them anymore but I’ve had my fair share of TVB exposure in the old days. How else do you think I am able to keep up with the language?
Meh. too handsome.
Ugly people cheat on their wife even more… and like to use violence to resolve domestic disputes… 
I spent Thanksgiving birding up north around Colusa with a couple of friends. 84 species in three days including bald eagle, golden eagle, and rough-legged hawk. The eagles were eye candy but that hawk means a lot more to hard core birders, as did a little number called a phainopepla. Anywho one friend is married to a tica; spends half the year up here landscaping and the other half in Costa Rica. So I got “Costa Rica middle aged guy jokes” all the way up to Colusa. A sampling -
Husband to wife: When you die I’ll put on your gravestone "She finally shut up."
Wife to Husband: When you die I’ll put on your gravestone "I finally got to see him stiff.“
Another -
Daughter peeks in bedroom and spies mom and dad having sex. She asks mom “What were you doing on top of daddy?” Mom says, “uh, well, you probably noticed how big daddy’s tummy has gotten. I’m just trying to push it back in so he’ll look respectable when he goes outside.” Daughter says 'but mommy, as soon as you leave to go shopping the maid blows it right back up again.” 
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Naughty naughty daddy.
That means he needs to keep an erection all day long… poor guy…
Remember this at the end of the Cialis or other commercial…
Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your erection is painful or lasts longer than 4 hours.
Aaand, that is a complaint???
Um… we landlords complain incessantly about tenant problems but laughing to the bank every time when rents are due…