Time for you to move to your wife’s motherland…
Problem is, I may only gain the mother. 
No kidding you, I was talking to a lady coming from the East. She had been living there for 20 years after moving out of here. She said, she had a 5,500 sq ft. palace, sold it for $600K and that was a lot she said.
Now she is taking care of mom over here, she passed the 100 years threshold. 