F*ckers… I have work to do!!!
That’s what happens when a shitty ass company in the ghetto has the keys to the worlds’ computers.
I hope you go under!!!
The start-ups I worked in were always too poor to comply fully with 21 CFR Part 11 and related guidance documents from FDA so we still got work done on days like this.
Darn! NO WONDER!
I thought it was a SV company.
Go to hell then.
Microsoft’s Azure status page outlines several fixes. The first and easiest is simply to try to reboot affected machines over and over, which gives affected machines multiple chances to try to grab CrowdStrike’s non-broken update before the bad driver can cause the BSOD. Microsoft says that some of its customers have had to reboot their systems as many as 15 times to pull down the update.
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Time to migrate to a computer made by a fruit company.
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Yes, Apple makes better computers.
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Die, bastards!!! I have work to do!!!
This fridge probably needs to be rebooted 15 times.
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Good one…
Definitely in Crowdstrike’s near future:
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Congressional hearing
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Class action lawsuit
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Vending machines too!
My kid told me this morning her friend was stranded in an airport in China. This thing is really global.
Ain’t this suppose to happen for y2k. Why delay 24 years.
This incident exposes the idiosyncratic nature of cloud computing.
CrowdStrike,
You gonna reimburse me for my time, gas and tolls to go into HQ just to freaking fix my laptop this morning???
Didn’t think so…
Ok, laptop back and slaving away again…
Time to buy this crap or buy Nvidia instead???
