This lady fell in love with a man who lived in a bush.
Had a man who appeared to be destitute ordered me to come back on Saturday? How could he be so confident? It didn’t make any sense. I found myself thinking about him a lot during the next week. On the one hand I was put off by his dishevelled appearance, but on the other there was something about him that was so intriguing that I wanted to meet him again.
I couldn’t help but notice that, despite his appearance, he was handsome, tall and had the biggest brown eyes I had ever seen.
I don’t think that homeless guy is good looking at all. This guy sitting on a bench in a bush is better looking:
This homeless guy in China is also better looking…
Psst, dude, I realize 5 bucks is a month’s salary there but here that is dirt cheap for a haircut. I’ll hook you up…