Jason "The Machine" Chan

SF
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Wow, Mr. Chan just sent over another notebook with the following sales figures in the last few months:

56% over asking

ALL CASH - ONE WEEK CLOSE!!!

+500K over asking!!! 2.1M!!! TENANT OCCUPIED

Two unit condo building - Sold for 3.2M, 673K over asking!!!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2624-33rd-Ave-San-Francisco-CA-94116/15125041_zpid/

$605K over asking at 1.7M and that was a private sale??? Come on, highway robbery!!!

Holy moly!!! Sold for 2M!!! 505K over asking!!! And, another private sale!!!

1.62M!!!, ā€œonlyā€ 425K over asking!!! AGAIN, ALL CASH, ONE WEEK CLOSE!!!

455K over asking, to land at 1.55M!!! Youā€™re slipping Your Highness!!! No, I am not!!! ALL CASH, AND ONE WEEK CLOSE!!! Take that, Dragonboy!!! Yes, thank you Sireā€¦a little bit more lube pleaseā€¦

Just another dayā€¦ 515K over asking!!! THIRTEEN OFFERS!!!

Then, Genghis Khan wants a piece of the Richmond:

OMG, leave a few crumbs for everyone else, Jason!!!

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The double dipping Chans at it again!!! Wow, to be next to Cheung Hing and Safeway!!!

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Hey, Jason, we need more notepads!!!

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Oooh, a nice one on the market by no other than The Machine himself. Maybe I will go by the open house to (gasp) shake his Majestyā€™s handā€¦

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Another week, another commission check for The Machineā€¦

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Jason,

Youā€¦ crazy, rich agent!!!

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took 3 months to close???

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Not everyone has money bags like youā€¦:grinning:

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me poor chinese . i drive old prius and i donā€™t eat at fansy restaurant.

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Doesnā€™t apply as much these days in the Fab 7x7, Bay Area. or Asiaā€¦