The peasants in the Middle Ages ate better than us today… 
The dukes didn’t eat quite as well as the peasants.
I can never understand that business model… it takes 3 mins for me to do that myself and for free… 
“But the thing I’ve learned about China is, Chinese people love over-the-top service as long as they don’t have to pay for it.”
How about a 15 min head and neck message? That sounds more attractive than a manicure.
Manicures next to my hotpot just sounds gross. Massages while eating, now that I can get on board with LOL.
Elsewhere you get massage while peeing.
Are you being salty wet again?
I never get mani/pedis outside. What if their tools are contaminated and you end up with fungus nails? 
Wow, high praise from a New York writer…
Do we really need more overpriced restaurants? $120 plus booze tax and tip. $200/couple
Uh oh, wifey will not be happy…
Wow I guess people still love microwaved Italian food.