OMG, Jeff "God" Bezos Is Available!

“100% false.” So strongly and powerfully denied. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
There was more than one suspect for the texts, nothing yet about the pics. A group of people at AMI pointed to the brother. For all we know the extortionist letter from Pecker could have been a bluff :thinking: hope Bezos gets to the bottom of this although he is hurting himself in this mess.

Maybe he didn’t take it. Mane Sanchez took the picture… Sort of like when Monica kept the dress unwashed… for future blackmail

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If true Bozos has completely lost his mind.

“There are, like, 20 (penis) pics,” Michael Sanchez said. “Lauren likely shared them with multiple girlfriends.”

:scream:

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She enjoys sharing her boyfriend’s dick pic. That’s legal. She wants to show the dick to her girlfriends and brother. Maybe she is glad that it could be shown to the world. Bezos forgot to ask her to sign a NDA before sending over the picture. His lawyer needs to be fired!

Michael Sanchez insisted his sister was not being “malicious.” Instead, Lauren Sanchez was sharing intimate photos of her famously guarded boyfriend as an expression of her love, he explained.

“When she’s in love, she got a kick out of sharing them,” Michael Sanchez told Sherman — adding that his sister even tried showing one of the selfies to him. Michael Sanchez said, “One time she tried to show me one and I was like, ‘What the (expletive) is wrong with you? I don’t want to see that!’”

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After 2 marriages and 3(??) kids… her behavior doesn’t seem to reflect her real age. Having said that Jeff is as bad.

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:slight_smile::slight_smile:

If Bezos dumps her, she can sue Bezos for sexual harassment. All those 20 dock pictures will be the evidence :rofl:

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I think this woman is most likely a republican and tries to embarrass Bezos. Her brother is a trump supporter, she works for Fox. She is old and her age doesn’t match her sharing behavior. All those pictures were shared for free and not profit driven. You need to check her background more closely.

This woman is most likely a political nut

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She has too much to gain(monetarily) from a marriage to Jeff. So, she will not give that away.

Maybe she knows that Bezos won’t marry her and leak the dock as a penalty?

At first, she asked her brother to leak non-sexual text and pictures as a way to force Bezos’s wife to yield and divorce.

When Bezos found out, Bezos separated from her for one month. Then she leaked the sexual pictures to penalize Bezos’s disloyalty :rofl:

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Bozos’ new playboy look.

What about that dick pic though…

https://theblast.com/jeff-bezos-jay-z-oscars-party-mystery-woman/

The Amazon CEO was seen Sunday arriving at the iconic Chateau Marmont for Jay Z ‘s Oscar party. Bezos had an attractive woman with him, but it was not local news anchor Lauren Sanchez .

Oh God. PLAYBOY!!!

Man, this second woman also looks trashy… :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

Jeff discovered the benefits of being the richest man walking on Earth. Women realized Jeff is up for grabs.

The whole point is to upgrade. Bozos has been downgrading big time.

How you know it’s a downgrade? She might perform better in bed…

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Your friends say a lot about you. Can’t be loyal if he’s hanging around Jay Z :roll_eyes:

Jeff Bezos amassed the world’s greatest fortune by relying on what he has called a “regret minimization framework.” He built an $800 billion company with 14 codified principles and a brutally exacting culture. His annual salary of $81,840 has not budged since 1998.

But then Mr. Bezos went to Hollywood.

Bozos lost his soul in Hollywood. Truly sad story. Bozos is so good nothing can destroy him. He has to destroy himself.

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