OMG, Jeff "God" Bezos Is Available!

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#42

There is simply not enough Jeff to go around, as you can tell…


#43

They were separated for some time and there was no hurry to get a divorce. This divorce was forced upon Bezos by the tabloid paper. Both the wife and new girlfriend know each other and there was no issues at all.

I suspect that Lauren architected the tabloid story to force Bezos to get a divorce. Once the dating is public, Bezos has to get a divorce to clear his reputation. If Bezos finds out that it was Lauren devised this scheme, he can choose to forgive in the name of love :rofl:


#44

He’s got a good example to follow in the white house.
But don’t tell conservatives. :laughing::laughing::laughing:


#45

Sounds very plausible. That’s the media for you. I wasn’t really commenting on the divorce itself, but the need for a new partner.


#46

Sanchez is movin on up:
Former NFL player Tony Gonzalez net worth 20 million dollars
Patrick Whitesell net worth 300 million dollars
Jeff Bezos net worth (currently) 137 Billion dollars


#47

Did Sanchez get anything from the progressively richer husband? She needs to sign prenup to have a small change, not a smart investor.


#48

Bezos so disappointed me. Why can’t he be a good man like me? :smile:

(Much) poorer, but good.


#49

No hotties are attracted to poor souls like you :joy:


#50

Only beta men need to buy love with money. :-1:

HUGE mistake for Jeff. Besides, his original wife is hotter than the gold digger.


#51

Not Bezos fault nor the gold diggers. It’s the fault of the wife of being too possessive and not generous enough to share.


#52

Previously I thought Amazon can be a 3 Trillion company. Now I seriously doubt that. MarkZ now suddenly looks better, with his boring Chinese wife and 2 kids.

修身齐家治国平天下

Jeff failed the middle step.


#53

Lauren Sanchez can appear as a Model for any plastic surgeon.


#54

seems like she already did (lips and maybe boobs)…


#55

Not close.


#56

what is that, a doll that can be picked in a tourist shop on Grant Ave in Chinatown???


#57

That was the point… she will show up in an ad for a plastic surgeon selling his services to other women, telling them “they can get as hot and beautiful as Lauren”.

Personally, I feel… she looks weird with too much work done… and it’s very obvious.


#58

Her face looks “vicious”. She doesn’t look like a kind and warm person. MacKenzie on the other hand is freaking wholesome. A real human being vs a Ms. Silicone.

Jeff, you are a moron.


#59

Wait, let’s go to his Yelp rating!!!


#60

Thinking of another man’s wife while…


#61

I heard she’s available…