Tesla Bombed. Anyone Buying?


#41

Um… some people said their kids are the best things ever happened to them though…

Yes, you should suffer badly. Because you chickened out on the party. Starve, my friend, starve!!! :rofl:


#42

#43

If you remember, I met my wife late in life so we missed that children boat…

God, I hope I don’t burn down the house…


#44

Don’t worry your home insurance will cover you for your loss… :rofl:


#45

Remember guys, you are as rich as the moment you cash in your stocks. I hope is not during the 2008-2009 recession type of environment. That’s all.


#46

Find a strip club with good food… lol

Looks decent and the buffet is free


#47

Attendees at Dreamforce probably get in free with conference badge…


#48

Bon appetit!!! :rofl:


#49

Free entry and free buffet lunch everyday


#50

Um… no such thing as free lunch… :rofl:


#51

Bring plenty of 20s for tips


#52

In a neighborhood where a “gourmet” hamburger will set you back nearly 20 bucks, one might be better off, health-wise, eating err here at this fine establishment. Pasta salad and company is always welcomed…


#53

Prices are very reasonable… Can’t beat free…


#54

Um… I wonder what wifey would think about this… but who knows maybe she’s going to one herself in Malaysia… :rofl:


#55

Wifey knew my reputation when she married me (my sisters and cousins warned her that I was known for orchestrating risque home bachelor parties for buddies). She knows that I may head for Vegas when she is in Malaysia. I told her I would do my best to find a gal with her same name…:wink:


#56

Oh ok… :laughing:


#57

Ouch. That’s not good for a car that’s supposed to be a luxury car.


#58

#59

Model S is the luxury. Model 3 is economy. You don’t expect Palo Alto type quality out of Sunnyvale do you? :rofl:

Also, the Nissan Leaf look cheap as hell. No match for Tesla at all.

Tesla == Pac Height
Leaf == Bayview

Good luck with your ghetto life should you go for a leaf… :rofl:


#60

Tesla first? Uber second? Third?

Anyone knows where this is going?