Tesla’s trillion dollar valuation is fast approaching

Yes not as many add on software / recurring revenue streams, nor do people buy a new car every 2 years.

But retention rate is quite high.

Ultimately this only becomes relevant with (if) huge advances in FSD

Huge advances in FSD was demonstrated very recently by Elon, so we’re heading really close to the endgame :slight_smile:

Only the very naive will believe this duo.

He has now been “rewarded” by Elon to be director AutoPilot.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/eashokkumar

Ashok rocks. You’ll see in due time who’s the naive one.

Last time they did a “canned” drive was in 2016(which Elluswami was forced to admit in 2019). The current one which Elon and Ashok together did looks similar is in 2023, so the cadence looks to be @ 7 years. I guess the next “due time” will be in 2030? :grinning:

There’s a saying “fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me”

It should be much sooner than that. If for some odd reason things don’t work out then I’m not too worried. I’m already a multi-millionaire so FSD is only cherry on top to take me to $100 million net worth. Thank you Elon :rofl:

https://x.com/albertbridgecap/status/1692910886942367917?s=46

Different opinions on the same chart…

Carpet bagger…

Random Xer…

Dell. Wondering how many people know this company.

Rapidly dropping price with improving hardware and software. It works until it doesn’t.

Nobody is buying the S and X. Their sales have been sabotaged by his own 3 and Y… they are heavy and don’t have enough range. I don’t see any on the road… will probably be phased out…these sale prices are basically a clearance sale

Exactly. S and X aren’t even relevant anymore.

Personally the S is the best looking Tesla. I think it would look good as a planter… just need to cut the top off… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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:+1:

A billionaire, a genius? Pumping for EM. If 3 or Y, his reasoning could be true. Not for S and X.

Fanboys that would buy any shit that Musk slings at them.Maybe he should cut the backs off the S cars he can’t sell and make them into El Camino style pickups…

I’m waiting for him to rerelease the tequila!

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Tom :-1:
Alejandro :+1:

There is no need to own TSLA to do well. For example, @manch is laughing to the bank with NVDA…


Exactly.

Typical TSLA cultist’s line of thought…

Really? Just because TSLA has a breakthrough helped by @manch’s most hated nation in producing Model 3, EM can repeatedly make his hyped S-curve/ moonshots mooning? Notwithstanding, EV is an initiative pushed by USG. Will Optimus be subsidized by federal?

It’s unfortunate to be hating on one’s own ancestral motherland but what’s worse than sour grapes due to one’s own mistake of missing out on an investment opportunity of a lifetime? Especially when people have told you to do so but you refused to listen? :thinking:

Not storing or delete data? Does it mean that TSLA cultists are wrong about TSLA has tons of data?

über cultist’s view. Similar to bitcoin to $1M.

Super über cultist’s view.
https://twitter.com/tslatalk/status/1699283102135205891
Market cap of TSLA to $84T??? by 2030???

I would be happy with a $5T cap. I don’t need 10 Beverly Hills mansions. One is enough :slight_smile: