You Gotta Love BART


#321

Good, let’s get some order in Bart and the Bay and California…


#322

Just BART it!!!


#323

This would be a true BART story if he was mugged on the way to the concert.


#324

Soooooooooo true… :rofl::rofl::rofl:


#325

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#327

But, will my escalator be working by then???


#328

Lol, it’s amazing. Public transit in silicon valley doesn’t thave WiFi. How can the tech capital of the world be so far behind? Seattle has it on the rail and ferry systems.


#329

Well, my world class city is still grappling with providing city-wide wifi…


#330

Why would anyone want Wifi on BART? Would you really want to sit there with your phone out? It’ll just get stolen right out of your hands.


#331

Well, you need it to distract you because:

  1. the homeless person in the seat a few rows up is looking for something in his pants or

  2. the urine scented seats would otherwise make you sick


#332

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#334

Ok, there goes another fare increase for you…


#335

#336

Cha-ching, Fab 7x7 homeowners!!!


#337

I’ve taken the first train to SF many times. There were usually construction guys, some nurses/PA’s, other blue collar guys, and less white-collar types like me. Always punishing the working man!


#338

#339

Tougher on crime in the Bay Area? Maybe there is hope…


#340

Why on Earth would you promote this officer at this time, BART??? Are you really that stupid???